This weekend, the Green Key performers are sure to be great — but the people in the crowd will probably be more entertaining. Some students have been preparing for this weekend since the Sunday of last year’s Green Key, and other students are actually townies with hilariously bad, fake Dartmouth IDs. Here are some of the people you’ll see at this weekend’s concerts. Where do you fit in?
In a mysterious turn of events, Cash Cash has come down with an unknown illness after visiting Harvard this past weekend. Luckily, thanks to the wonderful camaraderie and incredible workings of our writers, Dartbeat has pulled off the feat of the century and scored MUMPFORD AND SONS as Dartmouth’s new Green Key headlining artist!